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In this thread we overthink Part 5 Stands and how it coincides with their user's issues:

FORMALUSSO IS PROBLEMATIC

You are literally shipping Mich/el Ja//son with a small person. What. the. fuck.

GIOMIS IS PROBLEMATIC

Mista is afraid of the number f_ur. Giorno's birthday is April 16, which you can round up to fo_r. Giorno's existence is literally abusive to Mista. Stop exploiting his trauma for your sick ships.

JOSEPH/JOTARO IS--

Mentioning this ship's existence to explain what it is can get you cancelled. Just looking at this tweet will get you cancelled.

ATATATATATATATA-- you're already cancelled.

DIOSEPH IS PROBLEMATIC

Because this makes Joseph a pedo! No wait, Dio's been alive for hundreds of years, Dio's a pedo! No, but Dio looks young for his age and young looking people aren't allowed to fuck so Joseph is a pedo! But wait Dio--

ONE OF THEM IS A PEDO. THIS IS WRONG.

JOTAPOL IS PROBLEMATIC
KAKPOL IS PROBLEMATIC

Jotaro is 17. Kakyoin is 17. Polnareff is 22. This is pedophilia. All ships must have people of the same age, with the same birthday. Clearly this means that we're only allowed to ship twincest.

JONA/DIO IS PROBLEMATIC
They are brothers (by adoption). And if you're not allowed fuck anyone that you've called your brother for whatever reason because that's incest. Sorry Asian cultures, we gonna die out now.

Also they killed each other? But mostly incest.

Miu Miu has the scariest Stand ability, I accept no criticism.

CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER
Jojo Improvised Toilets Edition

MAKE RAPHAEL A BI OPTION FIRE EMBLEM THREE HOUSES.

gonna be a major missed opportunity to not make the guy who looks like someone out of a bara manga completely straight i swear to god