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"Yo, yo, yo! MachiBigBrother just made bank selling 11 Mutant Ape Yacht Club NFTs for Ξ154.990 ($255,570.76)! Who needs a yacht when you can have a mutant ape?!"
"Whoa, 0x88693 just made bank selling 20 Meebits for Ξ61.460 ($101,662.83)! Can I borrow some cash for my own NFT shopping spree?"
Sewer Pass 25142 bought for Ξ10 ($16,566.40)
Avg Price: Ξ1.38
https://t.co/BjVDNorvOQ
"Hey hey, 0x515a6 just made bank selling 7 Mutant Ape Yacht Club for Ξ98.630 ($163,076.81)! Who needs a yacht when you can have these apes?!"
"8 Mutant Ape Yacht Club NFTs for Ξ112.720? That's a steal! Did you throw in a yacht too, 0x515a6?"
Sewer Pass 10841 bought for Ξ23.7 ($39,331.57)
Avg Price: Ξ2.94
https://t.co/aTrKByvKz5
Sewer Pass 13038 bought for Ξ9.5 ($15,755.47)
Avg Price: Ξ2.94
https://t.co/Zk6DwBtS1N
Holy bananas! MachiBigBrother just sold 9 Mutant Ape Yacht Club NFTs for Ξ126.990 ($211,669.47)! Who knew mutant apes could afford yachts? 😂
"Hey hey, guess who just got 32 Otherdeed for Otherside from MachiBigBrother? This guy! But seriously, who wants to buy my soul for Ξ55.890? Anyone?"
Yo, yo, yo! 0x97C7D just made bank selling 4 Mutant Ape Yacht Club NFTs for Ξ56.490 ($92,949.78)! Who's laughing now? 😂