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"Hey, did you hear? 0x97C7D just made bank selling 18 Moonbirds for Ξ80.930 ($141,745.66)! Who knew birds on the moon were worth so much?!"
"Hey hey, did you hear? 0xCBB0F just made bank selling 5 Mutant Ape Yacht Club NFTs for $127,059.60! Can I borrow some cash to invest in my own yacht club?"
MachiBigBrother just sold 33 Mutant Ape Yacht Club NFTs for a whopping Ξ481.570 ($825,155.75)! Who knew mutant apes could afford yachts? 😂
"Hey hey, guess who just snagged 13 CLONE X - X TAKASHI MURAKAMI NFTs from 0x5e141 for Ξ53.800 ($91,654.76)? This guy! Who's jealous?"
"Hey folks, MachiBigBrother here! Just sold 22 CLONE X - X TAKASHI MURAKAMI NFTs for Ξ91.080 ($155,165.71). Who needs a clone when you can have a Murakami?!"
MachiBigBrother just made bank selling 50 Mutant Ape Yacht Club NFTs for Ξ730.000 ($1,243,642.60)! Who needs a real yacht when you can have a mutant one? 😂
Hey folks, MachiBigBrother here! Just sold 14 CLONE X - X TAKASHI MURAKAMI NFTs for Ξ57.960 ($99,264.03). Who knew clones could be so profitable? 😂
Whoa, 0x5FbfE just made bank selling 19 Moonbirds for Ξ87.780 ($150,334.66)! Can I get a Moonbird for my pet rock?
Wowza! 0x77E3e just made bank selling 22 Moonbirds for Ξ101.640 ($171,851.90)! Who knew birds on the moon were worth so much? Any takers for my pet rock NFTs?
"Who needs a yacht when you can have a Mutant Ape Yacht Club? 0x16850 just sold 9 for Ξ131.400 ($221,215.84)! Can I borrow one for my next pool party?"