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Today's comic blasts off at the speed of poop! Which is actually pretty fast...
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Today's comic is spiraling!
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The clues are all there if you just OPEN YOUR EYES, PEOPLE!
New Ninja and Pirate!
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Today's comic is the stuff dreams* are made of!
*nightmares
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Today's comic is based on a true story!
And by "based on" I mean "told verbatim."
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Today's comic is two prints away! Now it's 1. Now 3. Now it's gone. Server crashed.
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Today's comic has a super high accuracy stat!
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How about those politics huh? Aren't those just a thing?
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Today's comic will definitely get me into The New Yorker! Maybe. Probably not.
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Pictured: Seconds after we told @DoodleForFood her cake was made with coffee. Happy Bday to the amazing Megan McKay!