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"Samuel I have received a mighty peculiar guide to "Satisfying The Pussy" from that Jim fella. Who knew cats were so complicated! It says here you have something called a, uh, 'cleeTORus'?"
"Well howdy! I saw this app on a few of my buds' phones and wanted to check it out! I have a couple of questions for the gay community: number one, what is a popper? Is it like the ones with jalapenos? Theyre too spicy! Number two, what does Bussy mean? I dont THINK i have one."
"Old-Fashioned Payton area Leather Dom. Do not 'woof' me, please; try actually to begin a conversation and I will reciprocate. Enjoy dark liquor and hardworking MEN. My account does not contain nudes, nor will I send any. Prefer to meet in person ASAP. Be interesting or be gone."