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HAPPY BIRTHDAY to @theakamana ✨ Thank you for being the best assistant ever, let's continue to DO THE THING INTO THE NEW YEAR AND FOR A LONG TIME TO COME✨ Please check out her birthday stream happening right now! #Akaart
Want to send an anonymous message for me to read at the end of stream tonight? Drop one on marshmallow! Please only leave one for the sake of time!
https://t.co/hrboRDoXaK
Perks of dating me:
- cute
- very rich (CEO)
- genius with high IQ
- can serenade you
- will sneak veggies in your dessert to keep you healthy
- don't get jealous cause I have 9999 husbands/wives so I get it
- the most humble person alive
Cons of dating me:
- none, I'm perfect
"Hey Pam, you know Christmas is over, right?"
Nah we're celebrating until January