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Bollock Johnson... He don't 'alf talk some...
#DrawBorisJohnson @MartinRowson
@PeppyScott @MartinRowson A load of old Bellocs. Boris, I mean, not the poem. Bollocks Johnson, that's what I call him...
News just in that coronavirus testing centres nationwide are facing major shortages of even the most basic equipment...
@SoftSculpture @TheGreenParty @UKLabour ...anyone dim enough to be swayed by a third rate sleb who would sell their granny if it bought them ten minutes of air time is probably easy meat anyway, so just unleash hypnotoad on BBC3 and channel 5:
@2FsDesign @timeslocalnews We couldn't afford Space Hoppers, we just used mum. She wobbled more than she bounced but got us from A to B
I don't know if Blobfish get married, but if they do I guess it looks something like this...
@PeppyScott @Ncknwmn @thesundaytimes An old one, but still relevant: