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Monika
- president of the literature club
- Glitch Bitch™
- plays the piano for you
- makes unnecessary hanging puns
Shasta
- is secretly a prince
- goes on an adventure with a talking horse
- a heroic blonde
- why was I crushing on a side character from a children's novel series that was published circa 1950s
Danny Vasquez
- skates the line between supreme honking egotism and a cosmic gulf of self hatred
- had a major glow up
- can play the banjo with his feet
- a decent wingman
Dave Strider
- knows how to drop sick beats
- a renowned Cool Guy™
- HE'S FUCKING 13 THOUGH
- doesn't get enough credit for how pretentiously poetic he really is?? Like seriously
Peridot
- smol green dorito
- metal's not the only thing that'd bend for her *extreme winking*
- did I say smol yet
- sHE's nOT EVEN HUMAN
Aw man my friends are currently having a substantial conversation about life, while Imma be like
"Hello would you like to see my trash"
I've been tagged by three people lol. Hello @hrshyyyyy @faneriyay @xpnsvmstks
I apologize to the tagged people oops lol