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@rodriguiz34 The entire exchange with the addition of the snooty waiter in the beginning is just golden
Peter turning down MJ is so funny. Is he a Chad, is he a gentleman, or is he just insufferable?
So Davis just casually blurts out everyone’s search histories huh. Somewhere Marius is shaking
This Peter Parker mini from 2009 is absolutely terrible but this side of it would have been so much better if Teri had just been Johnny Storm instead
Tired: no powers AU where he’s a photographer/scientist/teacher
Wired: fashion designer AU