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@Proton_Jon Wesker mourns the bird he shot
@Proton_Jon Who’s the super cool cop, that always gets the bad guys? Egg Boooooy (that’s me, yeah).
@Proton_Jon "Shhh, you're not authorized to self-destruct"
@Proton_Jon Burial with Egg
@Proton_Jon Step one: Rinse the crab under cold running water. This kills the crab.
@Proton_Jon Bioshock: Urinal
@Proton_Jon Bagel gets caught
@Proton_Jon Pizza
@Proton_Jon I don’t want this meme to peak yet.
@Proton_Jon “My headband! I can’t run through the fields without my headband!”