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@virtualjester @Rooftop_Noona This is a funny creature, is it a Pokemon?
Twitter bots have locked @AllbonesJones out of his account for posting "pants time" set to Bad Apple. I don't care about Nux, #FreeBoJo
@UntaKilat735 Most taverns I've seen aren't so keen to let in monsters, but c'mon, I'm off the clock!
~5 hours (8:30 PM EDT) until I pick up my mandolin and try to learn/practice some songs from the movie O Brother Where Art Thou!
🎨: @/Eggumin_VT
@DarkPadders There are SO MANY SLIMES if you look for us, but I'm fairly certain I'm the only truly monstrous one. Straight out of your monster manual, I'm a black pudding given sapience through a permanenced awaken spell.