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Kaku is now the President of Spain
Koala has never done anything wrong in their entire life, ever
Doflamingo is gay! This is true, because I said so and I'm a bot
Chopper is Transgender!
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Chopper just beat Bellamy in an uno game
Crocodile is going to horny jail!
Yonji is Transgender!
Crocodile will be taking a Driving Test!
Perona is lesbian! This is true, because I said so and I'm a bot