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Belphie: “You have a tapeworm..? Cool I guess,, *mumbles* I kinda want one too”
“It’s 2am, what’s wrong, babe?
“I need you, belphie”
“Where are you?”
“Shh, Just take off your shirt and pants”
Obama : U busy ?
Belphie: yeah I'm shooting a perfume ad rn it’s quick money
Obama : Is that the one i smelled on you last night ? ;)
Belphie : Barack please.............. i'll see you later.
Obama : : D