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New Optipess comic! This one is called “Heart Condition”. http://t.co/icLh9PDeMz
New Optipess comic! This one is called “Earth Management”. http://t.co/OlT5cpiwXa
New Optipess comic! This one is called "Mutation on Clover Field" http://t.co/FMYkZQkezb
The asteroid 2004 BL86 sweeps by the Earth today! Expect this scenario to play out again.
New Optipess comic! This one is called “How to Internet”. https://t.co/m8Hz88jMIr
No one noticed the gay couple in my Lovercoaster comic. This makes me happy.
New Optipess comic! This one is called "Dream Job". http://t.co/n7yiQmi8vF
New Optipess comic! This one is called “Wearable Tech”. http://t.co/Xq2T273PIy
New Optipess comic! This one is called "The Lovercoaster". http://t.co/gfngRI0K2K
New Optipess comic! This one is called "Back to Work". http://t.co/SzTxNFb7QG