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1. From @goattoself. For the love of God, please have Daniel Day-Lewis host SNL and perform a sketch based on this. Or at least let Bill Hader do it.
8. From @eldercactus. So much to take in here. His name being Berty Johnson. Discovering that Berty is balding when his hat flies off. I know nothing about Tucson, Arizona but I still feel confident that this comic encapsulates Tucson, Arizona perfectly.