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“you know trolls don’t have two dicks” how do they—never mind!
also LMAO
“it’s nice that you encourage and support each other in this way” Dirk u smooth talking bitch don’t try to appeal to Dave’s need for approval around his sexuality while tearing him down
the fact that Dave actually had to behead Dirk in collide made me cry and of COURSE these assholes use it as a running joke (one that probably gets Dave genuinely a bit upset bc he’s sensitive)
all they do is sit near each other and either complain or share memes . perfect relationship