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It’s true, I extracted @PatStaresAt from a glacier and then this happened. (Art by @Tooney_D) https://t.co/4X2u1pKrMk
Me, on an extremely, outrageously important phone call on speaker phone.
@PatStaresAt, knows this. Walks into the room, rips ass as hard and loud as he can, leaves.
Me:
Happy St. @PatStaresAt Day! Thanks so much to ink_well1931 for the art! 😍
A very big sexy thank you to @thatslewdacris_ for this incredible picture! 🥺💕 #NewProfilePic
Things that cause Zangief to go absolutely feral and bark like mad: a neighbor he really likes gently watering his lawn, a specific pair of pajama pants, the slime from Dragon Quest.