accelerationist garfieldさんのイラストまとめ

look what a good little pinterest mom i am. (wanted a small container for detergent so i could do hand washes upstairs)

im a gremlin lmfaoooo

he is right, gotta say

okay for the gay-ass overachieving nerds with depression who i love dearly and who keep telling me “idk why i feel so shitty rn” and “i just feel so rundown” and “i’m not getting anything done,” i’m gonna put this in terms you losers can understand:

next on the list of “weird, messy stuff you have to do when your mom ****”

arguably holts, but. c’mon 🥺 https://t.co/7qoLy5LfyN

traditional retail therapy no longer works for me (i already have makeup and clothes plus i don't go anywhere; i don't really need more craft supplies; for everything else...........i am sad) so i'm pulling out the big guns and dropping some cash on novelty stamps from USPS

ahhhh the variety of a suburban giveaway facebook group

oh mygodndndndjsjd

i lit a candle to be all aesthetic while i answered emails
that is the biggest laugh i have had in like 2 weeks pfffff ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

(i moved the candle somewhere safer no worries....)

the swamp episode is so good. also the catgator is an underappreciated icon