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steven: “oh boy i can’t wait to enjoy this delicious lunch my dear husband packed for me, i certainly hope he’s not holding a grudge bc i forgot to tell him i was going to be out late caving again” https://t.co/qiW99uiGsR
you see the joke here is that you expect a mundane statement but it is instead followed by an absurd and highly unlikely scenario
you guys don’t know this but pokemon gave me this secret limited edition tag team card