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calling out this traumatized child 800 years later for making blatantly false statements
NYT best have a seat saved for us next week, like usual https://t.co/6QROTw4IUL
if you were curious about how much Hua Cheng spent on lanterns in order to help dianxia flex on the haters at the Mid-Autumn Festival, I braved my aversion to math to shed light on the answer [THREAD]
CW: math, speculation based on something that's probably just hyperbole
"oh gege~ I didn't see you there~ no I didn't practice my sleeping pose for hours that's just how I naturally look~"
with the introduction of actual dianxia bodypillows, it's safe to say that hua cheng has now monopolized the merchandizing chain from concept to consumer level