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So, let's say freckles are sun hickeys instead of angels kisses and we can have a very special boy who is greatly loved by the sun 👌🌞
Someone on tumblr once said that Link doesn't/can't have a vagina and as we all know, spite is the best motivator
So there was that favorite character mashup meme a year ago and my garbage man still hasn't got a name
Y'know Sidon is great and all, but have you considered the Big Bird™️
I studied beetle anatomy just so I could fuck it up with Ulrika and her beetle steed, Solmu