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"First, cast the spell, then thrust the wand out vigorously. Concentrate!"
"Umm... Master, I can't concentrate with the thick wand against my back..."
The Count is not only a cigar smoker, but also a pipe smoker. What the pipe made of, and what the tobacco he packed and lighted in it is, it's no longer necessary to say.
"Stola, this sash we usually wear is said that once served as a napkin to wipe hands during rituals, or to keep hands from touching the relic directly. Whichever its origin, it's suitable to be put under my holy dick so as not to stain this cape I'm about to embrace with you in."
5) Wait for dusk to fall
Stand by my Lord's coffin, calm your heart, and wait for the right moment. There's nothing to worry about. It will all be over soon.
We hope you will be a good wake n' cigar for my Lord.
[5 Steps to prepare for embrace]
1) Take off all clothes
If you are wearing jewelry or accessories, remove all of them.