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#SPOILERS Before I go here's a bit of art featuring Best Pony To Not Appear In This Episode! https://t.co/IxHY0LU16C
Serving lazy birds on Thanksgiving. Ugh! Just wait until I'm God Emperor or whatever I'm running for. #VoteHorse
The only thing better than cake with Sunset shimmer is meeting @RebeccaShoichet at @PonyCiderfest this weekend! <3
Since #JebCanFixIt I need him to come deal with my toilet. Last week was a haze of Vodka & White Castle. #VoteHorse
"Recreational marijuana? I only partake in Professional marijuana, thank you."