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a fiend commissioned me to draw their alien plant design
it's Bitebark, aka "Nature's Mortar." they shoot their pollen and seed pods into the air
they parasitize other plants, torture allergy-havers and damage buildings, but their harvested pods make good coffee
april fools day is also daves birthday. happy 33rd mr ward & also fuck you
CE's "dad": Giltfield VIII Celestial Environment Manager 2F9C37-ζ.
weapons enthusiast, wildlife enthusiast, "big game" hunter, outspoken transdimensional xenophobe, strict but proud parent. shouts at the holo-TV. would drink shitty piss beer if they could
the family reunions SUCK