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Man, Generation 1 is SO much better than the later games. It had great designs, like Ed, Edd, N Eddy. Compare that to trash in Gen 5 like Bacon Hair!
In Pokémon Sun & Moon, Huey, Dewey & Louie had to fight Squilliam Fancyson to become Alola's first-ever Champion.
In Pokémon Platinum, Guy Fieri tried to create a new universe with the powers of Rod Flanders and Julie Makimoto, but was intervened when Marge Simpson dragged him into the Distortion World.
Did you know? Charmander has been confirmed to be returning in Pokémon Sword & Shield via DLC. Get hyped!
You threw a Timer Ball!
Gah! It was so close, too!
Bender ran away!
In Pokémon Platinum, Cyrus tried to create a new universe with the powers of Minecraft Steve and Plankton's Cousins, but was intervened when Perry The Platypus dragged him into the Distortion World.
In Pokémon HeartGold and SoulSilver, the Kimono Girls did a mystical dance to summon the Legendary Pokémon Dukey.
Squidward Tentacles: I challenge you to a Pokémon battle, you'll never defeat me!
Arnold: Alright, let's go!
King Koopa: I challenge you to a Pokémon battle, you'll never defeat me!
Joe Biden: Alright, let's go!