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The look I give my wife when she says "We should save money and eat at home..."
You ever wake up and go...OH SHIT! I'M LATE FOR WORK!!!
I heard there is some person named "MONDAY" around here that needs their ass kicked. Point me in their direction so I can MELT their face off!
Today was supposed to be my first day at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry but my parents refuse to take me to the train station. They keep telling me it's "Not Real" and "You're 37. It's time to grow up". You still believe right? #NFT #HarryPotter
What did I do before I died you ask? I used to be a pretty SICK snowboarder my guy. Wanna know what my last words were before I died? "Watch This" #NFT
Goodnight. Sleep Tight. Don't Let the ZOMBIE Popsicles bite! No really though....We haven't figured out an antidote yet so like seriously...don't let them bite you...
Bro, why did you wake me up? Today is a "sleep in" day. Now shut the freezer door, you're letting all the cold air out. #nfts #NFTCollection
Dude! It's time to clock out and go home! Hope you all had a great day at work. Now go home and do something fun! Maybe have a popsicle? We have plenty here for you in the freezer if you need more at https://t.co/Etul2GCk6M 0.01 ETH
Hey! Odelay! Howz it going Fool? It's lunch time and it's Tuesday so we're getting TACOS right? And a Popsicle for dessert right? You can snag a popsicle right out of the freezer at https://t.co/Etul2GCk6M for 0.01 ETH then back to CHILLIN HOMES! #NFTs #NFTMintAlert
Good Morning! This is your reminder to go outside and get some fresh air today. Maybe grab a popsicle out of the freezer and go for a walk? Sound good?! See you out there! #nfts #NFTCollection