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"Hey there, I see you've been eyeing my tits all night~ why don't you come over to my place and get a closer look?"
Mmph! My friend @anthrocutie invited me over for lunch but it looks like he just wanted a new bed instead >w< (Art by cherrycheesecake on FA)
"Oh come on, why does this keep happening to me?" (Art by metricTums on fa)