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P-pretty

This is the funniest twitter account I've ever found. "Pathetic man of the day. No problematic sources." *unironically posts Bungo Stray Dogs and Jojo.* Buddy, do I have news for you.

Happy 3rd anniversary of liking Ashelix a completely normal amount.

(Art was a gift about three years ago that I have permission to reuse.)

Gilbert Fire Emblem

Actually has a kid? Yes
Mouth/eye lines? Yes
Fuckable? ...
Score: ???/10

You might not like it, but we have to talk about Gilbert's objectively strong daddy points. His self-hatred holds him back, but if he ever got past that he would score high.

Maxwell Triangle Strategy

Actually has a kid? No
Mouth/eye lines? Yes
Fuckable? Hell yes
Score: 9/10

Again, a very strong two out of three showing. And really, the guy must have been training hella young knights. That's kind of like having a kid. Very strong king DILF contender

Let's just get the king DILF out of the way, shall we? Seteth Fire Emblem.

Actually has a kid? Yes
Mouth/eye lines? No
Fuckable? Highly
Score: 9/10

He scores high on 2 of 3 indicators and he'd have the lines if he wasn't a dragon so w/e. What that dragon dick do, daddy?

[FEW3H] It is critical that you hear me out on this...

#ashelix

[FEW3H] Mentally, I am here.

now before you tell me I'm crazy--

*is hauled away while screaming about the inherent eroticism of Three Hopes Ashe's eyebrow being upturned instead of neutral*

Guys, someone come and bury me. I'm never getting up off the floor for the rest of my life. This is how I choose to go. Look at Ashelix. Look at how beautiful they are. My heart is exploding.