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I wish I could attend Convergence this summer, but I'm going to have to compensate by hanging out with spiders instead.
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If you've won the favor of Tucker Carlson, you are cursed and ought to be regretting every step you've taken to get there.
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Can a pathological narcissist recognize his own defeat? A test.
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Conservatives are intrinsically parodies of themselves.
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Republicans: in the name of all that is good and decent, could you just shut your fucking faceholes today?
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Maybe I should become a breatharian as long as food safety is in the hands of the food industry?
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It took a while, but the UMM Division of Science & Math has finally taken an axe to Christmas. Hooray! We're the opposite of Boris Johnson!
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Sam Harris doesn't need the devil, he has the Woke as his boogeyman.
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