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"Aw, now. Don't look at me like that. I know I'm a little off-putting. But I'm not going to hurt you. Unless... you want me to..."
🦇 #AgriusDeSelva
🎨 *@Mukitsune 🪙
Did You Know?
Aromantic people are not always asexual. They may also find the romantic lives of others fascinating, enjoying romance literature, films, and music. Similar to people who are content their mundane lives, but enjoy fantasy stories.
🐭 @LShaonu
🎨 *@Mukitsune 🪙
🦊 "Beni, honey, ya'll hear something?"
🐰 "Just the sounds of the Pacific, dear. Oh, and I think Tuzz the Buzzkill. I'm trying to tune him out."
🦊 "Oh, we'll deal with him in a minute..."
🐲 @SaoirseVixen
🐰 *@tigbun
🎨 *@tuzzleton 🪙
"Alright. Which one of you is ready to quit going into my neighborhood, hassling homeless people and which one of you is going to help me get some exercise? And, please, tell me if you're a cop. You get extra."
🦄 @haakonsdotter
🎨 *@LurkinPanda 🎁
📻 https://t.co/zi6YLW2QHf
💭 "How did my food tour of the US Southwest with my wife come to that moment? There I was, 50 feet and 63 tons in size. Trapped in an airplane spin by a mouse. Really obvious in hindsight, actually."
🐭 @LShaonu
🐐 *@goattrain
🎨 *@emithegoat 🪙
"One of the few things I miss from the Chicago Police Department marching in dress uniform with the rest of the precinct for the St Patrick's Day parade."
🕵️ @JavierCMReyes ☘️🌈
🎨 *@LurkinPanda 🪙