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As the World’s Most Trusted Illustrajournalist, it’s my job to be a professional bystander to the world around me, often witnessing empty park benches taken for granted.
But not this time: https://t.co/JLjEeQfnIu
This is a rare image of what my farts actually look like.
📺 https://t.co/Jn5MnXJHzN
BREAKING: The Best Health Benefits Of Drinking Teeth: https://t.co/KTR5TYK9IB
There are other ingredients that are a part of my plans for 2018 but the ones I listed are the most important.
Also, did you know that you really can order 33 cans of soup all at once and they will deliver them!
Something to read to your children at bedtime, they'll love this sweet story -
Beautiful Christmas Tree Slowly Dying Inside: https://t.co/W9LHWZMmsl
"Lots of children chase pigeons but to legally chase a pigeon, you have to register first." - Read full story: https://t.co/cA2tRD48Ag
BREAKING: Adorable Toddler Committed Copyright Infringement - full story: https://t.co/cA2tRD48Ag
#tbt Drew this a few years ago! Average Hero: The Hygiene Genius, sketch + finished art ➡️ https://t.co/IaKRHXGS8z