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Did you know there is a type of cactus that has so many thorns it actually looks fuzzy? And if you rub it, it feels fuzzy? And it's only after you go to the market to buy your oranges for the day that you realize you are COVERED IN SPLINTERS?????????????
Because I do now 😭
Bruh, if you think about it:
Palm trees are just the giraffe version of ferns.
@Crescy_Star Moral of the story: there are no debilitating medical conditions associated with excessive consumption of cake.
@SnickerLewdles @BaronEngel Or...or...hear me out...constructive criticism. Just a suggestion, m'kay? M'kay.
Draw art of a shocked LUNA crying as a bunch of kids pummel the hell out of a pinata that looks like her.
@StripeyA @BaronEngel Did I make this image just to respond to this tweet?
Maybe.
Did I chuckle when I saw this tweet, and do I think it's hilarious?
I do not see how that is relevant.
Look, I'm not saying that I constantly expect there to suddenly be a shark in the pool.
All I'm saying is that it's not impossible, and I am terrified anyway.