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We got some REAL dumb stocking stuffers for the holiday season in our store:
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It’s getting a little brisk out there, no? Cover up and hide your beautiful bodies away from a world that doesn’t deserve to see them with a Thought Cops hoodie!
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Hehehehe! Hey Lois, rememba the time I was in Super Mario RPG?
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Hey, you. Buy some merch so we can pay Zwick more money. He works hard, we work hard, buy a cool shirt, look fresh as fuck. Thought Cops- “wow, you got hot!”
🚨Send us a picture of you wearing Thought Cops merch and we’ll send you free stickers🚨
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If Jeppson's Malort won't sponsor us, we'll find someone who will.
🚨The Thought Cops are returning🚨
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If you like us, consider donating on patreon to be a part of the episode via the live stream this Thursday at 8:30pm CST!!
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