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I am a fierce predator.
My prey trembles at my presence.
Some may doubt that I'm a fierce, brutal, scary, intimidating beast... but I'm so much of a badass beast that my prey stays still out of respect. I am the top of the food chain.
I am a kangaroo UwU
@CliveCastor I thought as a beaver you'd be...
... Sawing logs by now!
My haunches brings all the furs to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I can teach you, but I have to charge ;D https://t.co/AwqPcDeWFd
Whoever invented astroturf is an asshole. That shit tastes nasty like plastic. 0/10 would not graze again.