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I'll never forget that time at a con when I was suiting then someone randomly picked me up from behind. As someone with two herniated disks, this was NOT fun. I kept asking them to put me down until I angerly raised me voice to let me go. They started laughing saying
So furries...
What do you call a bovine who plays music?
A moosician!
What happens when you bonk a wolf's head with a cartoon mallet?
They become a WAFFle
PANTS ARE FOR SUCKERS! U_U
I REFUSED TO CONFORM TO SOCIETY'S OPPRESSIVE WAYS!
Who says we need to wear pants? The man does.
Who says you need to cover up your perfectly good fur? The man does.
Screw the status quo! I choose to hop freeeeeeee! https://t.co/gIHdiORnAw
Bleh... I wish my lunch was more than 30 minutes... 30 minutes isn't enough time to grazeeee :c
Hey furries... What do you call a scaley fur with problems getting a boner?
... eREPTILE dysfunction!
I think it's so cute when I watch nature documentaries that show carnivores "hunt". Pfft... I bet the videographer couldn't even stomach what it looks like when I get my jaws on my prey. That head of lettuce was practically EVERYWHERE when I was done with it. That's true carnage.
Wooo! Work is over. I'm a freeeee kangaroo! Gewd afternoon fuzzbutts ❤️
Holy crap, I totally lost track of time... I'm going to be one sorry tired kangaroo tomorrow because of it X_X.... Goodnight fuzzbutts. Thanks for hopping along with all of my shenanigans today ❤️