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Have you heard the new Duvet album? #DadJokeOfTheDay
Did you hear about the mouse who graduated? #DadJokeOfTheDay
If you iron a four-leaf clover… #DadJokeOfTheDay
How many feet are in a yard? #DadJokeOfTheDay
Funny chickens. #DadJokeOfTheDay
What kind of photos do turtles take? #DadJokeOfTheDay
I wouldn’t want to be a mechanic that specializes in rotating, mounting, and balancing. #DadJokeOfTheDay
Did you hear about the atom who lost an electron? #DadJokeOfTheDay
What sound does a t-rex make when it sleeps?
What do you call a boat that is 50% off? #DadJokeOfTheDay