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[oc] i play favourites with my ocs and it's obvious
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Local idiot (28) gets drunk, slips and falls into water after vomiting into it, starts drowning but gets saved by handsome merman who swam nearby
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Part 11 where our story comes to an end. Thank you for reading!
Part 9 where we don't say swears
If MP100 was shojo manga
Part 8 where everything bad that happens to you means you are cursed