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"Ohhh...she looks like a yandere, but with Fire Emblem, I think she's just good and a cleric type. She cares about healing people, since this is the church house. She cares about the church and is actually good."
I know this is a fuckboy. Most fuckboys are horrible misogynists. Why are you going to war school? You're probably a member of the nobility. Cause look at how easygoing this kid is.
"OH! Look at this wee magic child! They have the bleached out hair and eyes of someome who exists to die of magic blight. I LOVE THEM. What do I think of this child other than he is tragic? I think this person was affected by The Event, and they are now working towards things."
"Oh! This is Dorothea's GIRLFRIEND. I think that this person is the spear-maiden type. She's a cool warrior lady and she exists to fall in love with Dorothea and protect Dorothea because she's a cool fighting lady."
(Kat cheered.) "THAT'S DOROTHEA, MY COMMUNIST FRIEND! SHE'S SUPER WORKING CLASS AND SHE LOVES TO DANCE AND I LOVE HER. She has a very good outfit and good look. Nothing but respect for Dorothea."
"I LIKE this one. This looks friendly. This looks like a small variety of magic child. What do you do, small magic child? I don't know; I'm just worried that this one is cannon fodder because they're so friendly. They seem like a low-level mage. I hope they're okay in the war."
"In Fire Emblem sometimes people pick a profession and really want to do that thing. This person, because of their hairbow, wants to be a scribe above anything else. All of their quests are about book things. I really hope this scribe doesn't die so they can keep copying info."
*SHRIEKS* "I KNOW THE VAMPIRE MAN. I KNOW EVERY CHARACTER IN THE GAME WANTS TO FUCK HIM. THIS MAN IS THE MOST CHARISMATIC PERSON IN THE UNIVERSE? Maybe he's a part of secret princess entourage and has been doing charisma games for the state because he's older than all the kids.
"That's the hot teacher. That's who you are. Fuck. All I know about this person is everyone wants to sleep with them and I haven't given them any more thought other than their hairstyle sucks and their outfit is bad."
@SystemMastery @OneShotRPG @NTMtPods It’s not that different from the EU, though