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Ugh! What the hell was in that drink?! My fashion show is ruined, just look at my dress! I mean... yeah, I also stepped on the venue, but still! Whatever, I'll get to the bottom of this after a snack...
What? Oh stop screaming! This what y'all wanted, right? I'm a BIG star now!
Hewwo evewybody!! It's me, Zowee!
Dis is soooo exciting!! I was weawwy newvous and scawed... but I'm gwad I can finawwy show you guys what I wook wike!!!
I hope you guys tink I'm cyoote... 🖤✨
But in all seriousness, I'm deeply sorry to anyone who thought I may have harmed myself or taken my own life. I honestly just needed a week to myself, to clear my head and try to deal with my depression.
But I'm feeling much better now! 🦝🖤
Thank you @ayndroyd, now my soul is free... I am at peace in the hhgreggverse.
Can't you little twerps make me crave something that doesn't give me tons of indigestion?! How- URRRP!! How many more months do I have to deal with this?... 2?! UGGGHH. Whatever.
"Ugh, just take a picture dude, it'll last longer in your porn folder."
Seems like Zach's outfit is getting a lot of attention... yeah, that's it, his "outfit." People really gotta stop asking him if they're real. They are.
H-Hey! @funfettiKitty! W-what's up with that w-weird -HIC- gum you left in the break room?! I'm feelin' k-kinda funny...
Retweet if you're not afraid to have the one TRUE god on your timeline.
🙏😔 #blessed
Guys... I hate to break it to you, but they ain't "thicc" unless pants are no longer an option.