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Supplement issue of The Ben Carpenter Sleep-talking Chronicle 17/1/19
He was hysterically laughing because he’d made a really funny pie. But he can’t remember what was in the pie. WHAT WAS IN THE PIE, DAMNIT???
There is a man on the train eating an orange like an apple. Slurptastic! HusBen is about to flip out and kill the man.
Bent my swear finger nail right back. Cancel everything. 🖕🏻Oh, the pain....
The BEST crazy golf ball in the history of crazy golf balls. 10/10!
Holy shitballs, check out this wonderful artist who was at tonight’s @Love2Sketch So talented @kernigerts 🙌🏻 #Repost @kernigerts with @get_repost
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25 minute #ipad #lifedrawing of the wonderful @rubydeshabille.
https://t.co/bmRlEk3EWg
Served up some Burly Blues action for the lovely ladies at @Skirt_Club this evening! 😘 Thanks for having me! https://t.co/tOC5j2RgyO
Possibly in the market for a new right eye.
- One that doesn’t twitch.
- Maybe in a murky grey colour to match the other but not too fussed.
- Must have seen some weird shit in its time so both eyes are on the same page/face.
#twitchwatch
@Ilove7thHeaven #Fantasticoal coz it’s my fave gross part of the week!