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eddie the lil vampire butler dragon at your service. can she get you anything? tea? coffee? dragon dick? ....wait-
he don't bite... unless you ask him real nice. (transman dredge x anon viewer w/ a vagina. kinda proud of this one tbh)
"hurry the fuck up, i wanna play mariokart." (them/they - sometimes harper has tiddies sometimes they dont lmao)
oh hey while you're down there can you tie my shoesoh wait pigs can't wear shoes...