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My arrival they won't announce
The Great hall goes silent
Then sniggering begins
No trumpet or minion
But he who dares wins
'It is I, the big sleep,
He who comes at the end'
That makes them laugh louder
Should've kept my mouth shut
Regret my #amounce
I hate reunions
#vssnonsense
Picked up a soul
Murdered where he stood
Had committed crime
Heinous and misunderstood
Crushed feline to death
Beneath a plastic hood
Scanner it seems
Didn't do as it should
No replication of furry friend
Instead enraged an owner
And met his own end
A #copycat murder
#vssmurder
#beezyandgrim #Christmas2021 #dailycomic
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#oracle did visit
Couldn't keep hands to herself
Warned her, others are watching
Including an elf on the shelf
Said she'd felt my #presents
I demanded she left them alone
Elf made innuendo
Told him to sod off home
Future prediction
Forceful elf eviction
#vss365 #vsschristmas