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hayato akiyama
threat level: 2/10
he is a seventeen year old music nerd. he might cry. and you still want to fight him? you sicken me.
recommended: no.
tsubasa kashiwagi
threat level: 3/10
tsubasa is an extremely gentle person but he is also large and there is a chance he could hurt you accidentally while defending himself. then he would be sad. don't make him sad
recommended: no.
kazuki tsukumo
threat level: 4/10
kazuki does not want to fight you but would be willing and able to defend himself if necessary. why would you want to fight kazuki though
recommended: no.
soichiro shinonome
threat level: 5/10
no relevant skills and only physical training is for dance. unlikely to severely hurt you and you are unlikely to severely hurt him. most likely evenly matched.
recommended: yes. fight soichiro. you will not enjoy it but do it anyway. for me.
rui maita
threat level: 6/10
rui is most likely not a significant threat, but he has hidden depths. rui is a wild card. it is probably best not to test him.
recommended: if you feel lucky.
shoma hanamura
threat level: 7/10
listen. i know chouchousan looks pretty and delicate but he is not. i mean he IS pretty but not the other thing. this man used to wear 40 pound costumes and still works out for fun. don't fight shoma.
recommended: no.
minori watanabe
threat level: 10/10
minori has mellowed with age and is most likely to subdue you unharmed if he does not perceive you as a serious threat. if he does, no power on earth can help you. they will never find your body.
recommended: no.
god we were all like "sidem if you dont do anything with shomas hair for this event im suing" and they did not disappoint
SPENT THE LAST ABOUT 3 MINUTES SOLID STARING AT MY SCREEN REPEATING "HOLY SH