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MWAH HA HA HA! Look at what I just found! Angie, depressed and passed out at a bar! Is this the mascot you hold in such a high honor!? It's laughable!
-Debbie
Zachdewd has been punished yet again via spank on the bum
I never thought I would see the day where we had to make Safe Lewds of our own artist's work.
-Angie
Mwah ha ha ha! I just walked in on Angie putting on the SLUTTIES pajamas!
Wait, oh god, oh shit HER TRUE FORM AAAA-
-Debbie