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“Oh, so you’re the Sailor Guardians I’ve heard about. Well, you’re just skinny, pimply schoolgirls with flat chests and flat butts!”
“Who’re you calling ‘flat’?!”
“We prefer to say we’re perky, old lady!”
“A super-deluxe lunch for two to celebrate our anniversary!”
“Anniversary of what, dweebmeister?”
“Of the very first time you called me, ‘dweebmeister’!”
“Oh? You think it’s wrong for girls to go out on a drive together?”
“It was nice to catch such a cute goldfish.”
“Did you say ‘cute’?”
“What, are you jealous?”
“Maybe I am.”
“Like they say, ‘Even with four feet, a donkey may stumble’.”
“It’s horse, not donkey.”
“Whatever.”
“Out of the blue and into our lives comes an ultra-fine hunk of burning love, followed by someone who looks suspiciously like a girlfriend!”
“There’s a part in the movie that involves lots of tears and sobbing. Could you do it?”
“Sure, no problem. I just put a bunch of onions in my pocket and take a good whiff!”
“It’s not like you to be jealous, Haruka.”
“I’m not jealous, but I won’t forgive you looking at anyone else but me.” #PrideMonth
“The girls and I used to do study sessions regularly at my place to prepare for our high school entrance exams. All of us worked extremely hard! By supporting each other, we managed to get into a good school in the end!”
“Except you didn’t have to take an entrance exam.”