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bureaucracy be like
taking 6 hours to look for missing chickens🚫
taking 6 hours to hold a committee meeting to discuss what should be done regarding missing chickens✅
flowers!!! the birthday gift that doubles as a “I care enough about you that I will dedicate myself to learning the customs that are valuable within your culture” gift!!!
AND IT WAS HIS BIRTHDAY?????? “LET THORN LIVE” T-SHIRT LINE HAS BEEN EXPANDED TO INCLUDE MUGS AND BUMPER STICKERS
WE'RE DOING A GRAMMAR LESSON MOVE ALONG
memes but make it about etymology❤️❤️❤️ love the way Thorn is like "I can't believe your language compares a proposal to a physical injury" and Leif is like WHOMST AMONG US HAS NOT BEEN ENTIRELY INCAPACITATED BY LOVE
HAHAHA the "took an arrow to the knee" physically yeeted my soul back into the year of our lord 2012, and the "oh this is an common expression in my culture" defeated my body while my spirit was gone
Capitalism got everybody like "so blessed that I am brutally subjugated at the hands of my employers rather than literally starving" can't wait for the revolution
Anyone who has learned a language in a classroom setting: I can ask how are you, do you have a family, what is your favorite sport
Anyone who has learned a language via immersion: I know how to count to ten and say "fuck you"