Sailor Moon Livetweet @ funny display nameさんのイラストまとめ

Catarina's story is extremely Greek Tragedy. The more deliberately you try to avoid the prophecy, the harder it screws you over in the end.

Sophocles: The gods have coded this otome game with only one ending, and though we think we are protagonists we are all merely NPCs

Oh yes. Now I know exactly why so many of you said I’d like this show. You knew I’d be on my bullshit as soon as someone says “fate vs. free will” and this episode is going to play me like a synthesizer.

Geordo: your horrific deformity has rendered you completely unlovable for all time, so I shall martyr myself by marrying you in fifteen years

Catarina: ughhhhhh I miss my own universe where if a guy lets you fall upon the cobblestone you'd get a text 3 days later saying "u ok?"

Caterina's whole life flashes before her eyes and the four highlights are
- her own birth
- climbing a tree
- running from a dog
- dating sim

(accidentally uncovers an adultery scandal within 5 minutes of meeting my potential betrothed)

SAME EXACT ENERGY

Sakura’s like “oh thank goodness the new character model is a girl which means she can’t possibly be a threat to the main heroine’s relationship” aPPARENTLY THE ENTIRE FEMALE POPULATION OF THE SCHOOL WOULD BEG TO DIFFER

I have a lot of complicated feelings about the seductive power of the patriarchy and how it can never be separated from corruption, but they more or less boil down to North pole lemming. Siberian antelope.

“you bombed out a highrise because, let me get this right, the windmill wasn’t spinning and you wanted it to spin?”

“big problems require big solutions Kanamori-shi”

Film Club Blows Up An Apartment Complex