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literally the minute Kei decides to be the only based Leafe Knight is the same minute when a "conveniently timed" tornado sweeps through the countryside
Himeno: It’s better to be aware of your enemies so that you know best how to fight them, right?
Hayate: no
Sasame: no for me as well
Himeno bribing the children to help her get into the Princess of Disaster's murder tree??? YOU KNOW IF SHE DIES SHE WON’T BE ABLE TO BUY YOU THE ICE CREAM, MANNEN???
This is Hayate vs. Himeno in a nutshell. While YOU were "gathering evidence" and "preparing intel," I rode on the back of a giant magical stingray directly to the scene of the crime
“who are we fighting and why” “I’ll tell you when you’re older”
It’s so funny to me that Mawata chose a talk radio advice show host as her anime boyfriend because she doesn’t really need a significant other but she DOES need a therapist
Achievement unlocked: connected with emotionally distant stepdaughter!
The maids stop relating their hot goss as soon as Mawata shows up but tbh probably the only thing that can snap Mawata out of her perpetual funk is having friends to share hot goss with
Strawberry parfait to stave off the void