samu3lk.bsky.socialさんのイラストまとめ

I mostly do characters and portraits and stuff, so I'll do those. Prices negotiable. Base is like $40 for a sketch and it'll go up from there depending on how complex you want it.

Just a reminder: I am dead ass broke and am almost always open to commissions... if you need a drawing of something, I'm your guy.

For the record my favorite Homestuck characters are very basic. I like John, Karkat, Dave, Terezi.

Dream Journal: I am in a parking lot in England. I'm also in my grandparents' front yard. Two women approach. One says to the other "Should we show him the Metroid?" And the other produces an electronic device that looks like a Metroid and functions as a weed vape.

Dream Journal: My pants vanish in public and am trying to convince a woman I'm in love with - who is like 9 feet tall, has patchwork skin, and hair that looks like the dog from Lady and the Tramp's ears - to go to my house and get me some, but I can't find my keys to give to her.

Some pics of my dog. #MidjourneyAI

Sparse Greasy Hair and Muscle Texture
A Worm That's Almost Every Color
Cyberpunk Boy With Soap Bubble Head Sinks Into Quicksand
Ricky From Trailer Park Boys As A Catholic Saint

Somebody send me some money so I can keep playing with this AI. I'm broke. I command you.

Oh evidently this is a free trial and I already hit my limit trying to make portraits of myself as a Catholic Saint.

Can't forget about my trusty sidekick and personal bodyguard @ThePilgrums