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@jessicapellien I’ve tweeted about this before, but I have children’s book tattoos in my back pocket if I ever drunkenly announce I want a tattoo.
Anyone else think the Chicago Bull looks like a uterus? Because I’m kind of thinking of making a t-shirt…
@BCDreyer I was really hoping “Abraham Lincoln Spit Take” would result in a more appropriate gif, but here we are...
If official Pokemon canon does not pronounce “Geodude” the way one would pronounce “geoduck,” I don’t want to know.